A new collection of articles from the New York Times Bestselling author of The Internet is a Playground, That's Not How You Wash a Squirrel and Wrap it in a Bit of Cheese Like You're Tricking the Dog. "Absolutely hilarious! One of the funniest books of the year." The Guardian "I once stabbed a stripper in the car park of Paradise City Gentlemen's Club. Her body is buried in a field at coordinates 3851'40.1"N 7851'41.2"W." JM, senior citizen