I just wanted to find a place to read my book and escape the boredom of my IT job. Then I stumbled upon a hidden floor at the top of my office building, and my life changed completely. Behind the door on the 13th floor is a stormy world filled with magic, mayhem, and really, really rich monsters. But there’s also tons of beautiful, exotic women being hunted for the most elite monsters to hoard. There’s just too much loot and too many gorgeous monster girls to save, so it looks like I’ve gotta fit some seriously dangerous and totally heroic adventures into my 9 to 5. And then get rich selling all the treasure back on Earth.