John Charming is an anomaly. Brought up to be a Knight and bound by a geas which makes it impossible for him to speak about magic while he still has to fight the magical bad guys, he is also a werewolf which makes him anathema to the Knights. Not quite fitting in anywhere, he tries to get by and to do the right thing. In this book armed only with his wit (and the occasional Dad joke) and his misfit rag tag band of friends, John has to stop the malevolent Reader X who wants to bring about the destruction of the world as we know it. Can John fight off all the nightmare creatures that Reader X throws at him, find where Reader X is wielding his/her magic remotely from, and get there and stop Reader X before Reader X manages to destroy the world as we know it?